a tattoo better than licking a cold flag pole

We’ll be ramping things up again in the new year, but for new please enjoy this little gem from everyone’s favorite Christmas classic starring a leg lamp:         Verdict: totes fuckable,… Continue reading

I’m pretty sure looking at this tattoo is like being on acid

To my few readers, I’m really sorry for the lack of posts lately…moving across the country kind of took it out of me, and then I found myself feeling a little uninspired by… Continue reading

LOL Nazis, man.

Oh sweet Jesus. I wish had a dollar for every time someone sent in a tattoo of a swastika – then I’d have enough money to buy a drink, which I could really use.… Continue reading

a tale of two giving trees

  I know a lot of people love The Giving Tree, and I think I mostly understand that love – the idea of giving everything up for someone else is a pretty powerful… Continue reading

if you’re thinking of tattooing a bloody child on your body, please have the decency to stop yourself from actually doing it

Sorry for the lack of posts lately – I’ve been in the midst of preparing for a cross-country move and OOF does that take up a lot of time. You can expect more… Continue reading

when you find great advice write it on your body

Yo bro, thanks for the pro-tip.   Verdict: not fuckable

you’r vs you’re vs your – a study in idiocy

Well, someone here is doing great work. I am legitimately not saying this to be an asshole, but this is really just not a good way to remember someone. I suppose the one scenario where… Continue reading

your tiny unicorn fart tattoo for the day

This amuses me. I’m not really sure how it came to be, but I’d guess there’s a pretty good story behind this, and who doesn’t like unicorns? And well-timed fart jokes? and rainbows?… Continue reading

would you like a Reese’s peanut britta cup [tattoo]?

God, this tattoo is like a mash-up of relatively – moderately good modern conveniences that no one cared enough about to put in more than a bare minimum of effort. Let me count… Continue reading

the many faces of tattoo Jesus

We’ve passed 100,000 views! A million zillion thanks to everyone who’s stopped by this ridiculous blog in their internet stumblings!  Jesus has always been a big favorite around these parts, so I thought… Continue reading