stop tattooing my childhood around your genitalia
I’ve had these saved on my computer for months under NOPE and OH FUCK NO, for obvious reasons.
YOU KNOW WHERE’S WALDO IS A CHILDREN’S CHARACTER, RIGHT?? Like, what were you doing when you thought to yourself, ‘heh, it would be really funny if someone were all, “Where’s Waldo?” and I just turned around and pulled down my pants and BOOM he’s all constipated and coming out of my asshole?” Fuck you.
Verdict: not fuckable