tattooing the shocker on your body – just say no

You know there’s no way to take that off when you go to work, right? Like, every time you go to shake someone’s hand in an interview, they’ll be greeted with STINK PINK PINK. I hope you’ll enjoy explaining that to friendly senior citizens and inquisitive children.

Also, please take a moment and contemplate this:

Does the shocker still look cool?

 

I didn’t think so.

 

Verdict: not fuckable