Category Archive: bugs and creepy crawlies

tattoos you shouldn’t put on your hand

Yeah, I do not want that groping my breasts. Thanks, but no thanks. Verdict: not fuckable

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Things I’m not into: bugs people trying to make 3-D happen Verdict: not fuckable

WINNER DING DING DING

Squids are automatically fuckable. They’re fuckable, and they’re fuckable hard. Also, weird beetles and shit and not flat ironing your hair. Hi, I like your squid and you’re beautiful. Verdict: Totes fuckable