Category Archive: let’s hope he’s great at masturbating

LOL Nazis, man.

Oh sweet Jesus. I wish had a dollar for every time someone sent in a tattoo of a swastika – then I’d have enough money to buy a drink, which I could really use.… Continue reading

if you’re thinking of tattooing a bloody child on your body, please have the decency to stop yourself from actually doing it

Sorry for the lack of posts lately – I’ve been in the midst of preparing for a cross-country move and OOF does that take up a lot of time. You can expect more… Continue reading

poor penis tattoos part 2

It seems like just yesterday we were discussing the myriad of ways people ink penises on them. Let’s continue that discussion today and examine a few more of the terrible penis-related things people seem… Continue reading

tattooing the shocker on your body – just say no

You know there’s no way to take that off when you go to work, right? Like, every time you go to shake someone’s hand in an interview, they’ll be greeted with STINK PINK… Continue reading

tattoos you shouldn’t put on your hand

Yeah, I do not want that groping my breasts. Thanks, but no thanks. Verdict: not fuckable

stop tattooing my childhood around your genitalia

I’ve had these saved on my computer for months under NOPE and OH FUCK NO, for obvious reasons. YOU KNOW WHERE’S WALDO IS A CHILDREN’S CHARACTER, RIGHT?? Like, what were you doing when… Continue reading

so, you might have noticed I haven’t been posting lately…

It’s been an unofficial hiatus around here lately, partly from being out of town off and on, and mostly due to my internet being down for what seemed like eternity. GOOD NEWS: my… Continue reading

Oh sure, this makes perfect sense to me

What the fuck is this bullshit? See a shrink, man. Verdict: not fuckable

Q & A time

Q:  A: uh, no. There are some big concerns I have with fucking animals: bestiality is not only kind of gross and stuff, but also, animals can’t give consent, which breaks the fundamental rule… Continue reading

I have a feeling your friends know something about night terrors, every night

So, today’s tattoo reminds me of a really good Kid Cudi song. The prevalence of said Kid Cudi song leads me to believe that most people not living under a rock in America should be… Continue reading