LOL Nazis, man.
Oh sweet Jesus. I wish had a dollar for every time someone sent in a tattoo of a swastika – then I’d have enough money to buy a drink, which I could really use.… Read More
Category Archive: not fuckable
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a tale of two giving trees
I know a lot of people love The Giving Tree, and I think I mostly understand that love – the idea of giving everything up for someone else is a pretty powerful… Read More
if you’re thinking of tattooing a bloody child on your body, please have the decency to stop yourself from actually doing it
Sorry for the lack of posts lately – I’ve been in the midst of preparing for a cross-country move and OOF does that take up a lot of time. You can expect more… Read More
when you find great advice write it on your body
Yo bro, thanks for the pro-tip. Verdict: not fuckable
you’r vs you’re vs your – a study in idiocy
Well, someone here is doing great work. I am legitimately not saying this to be an asshole, but this is really just not a good way to remember someone. I suppose the one scenario where… Read More
would you like a Reese’s peanut britta cup [tattoo]?
God, this tattoo is like a mash-up of relatively – moderately good modern conveniences that no one cared enough about to put in more than a bare minimum of effort. Let me count… Read More
the many faces of tattoo Jesus
We’ve passed 100,000 views! A million zillion thanks to everyone who’s stopped by this ridiculous blog in their internet stumblings! Jesus has always been a big favorite around these parts, so I thought… Read More
I object to your objectivism tattoo
I really like books. A lot. In middle school and high school, I was always the kid who thought some stuffy book my class hated was amazing and never minded spending hours wading… Read More
poor penis tattoos part 2
It seems like just yesterday we were discussing the myriad of ways people ink penises on them. Let’s continue that discussion today and examine a few more of the terrible penis-related things people seem… Read More
poor penis tattoos part 1
This is going to take a while. I didn’t want to do this, but mankind hasn’t given me much of a choice. There’s no tasteful way to do this. We need to sit… Read More
